Kryptonite

So you haven’t heard from me in a while.

Many of you have been asking what is happening with me and Superman. Many of you have just emailed to say they would like me to meet them for a drink. Many of you have been asking for more juicy stories about cougars in general if I haven’t been misbehaving enough lately. So this blog will give you a bit of everything for my readers.

First: Superman. Well I have discovered more than one type of Kryptonite, or weak points in Supermans super exterior. One is that he doesn’t like situations that might potentially be uncomfortable in any way, especially to do with emotions. He is going through a lot of emotions right now for various reasons. Then there is the fact that he is not interested in having a relationship with me, but we still sleep together and the sex is rapidly becoming the best I have ever had.

This is of concern to me, because I am falling for him. Mind you I fall for most people. Anyway it is causing more than a few problems: he doesn’t want to stand in the way of me finding a proper relationship, we are good friends to each other and I truly believe I make a positive difference in his life as a friend; but we should stop having sex. Only I don’t want to and from his actions I don’t think he does either. But having sex with him makes me want a relationship with him even more, and that is clearly not able to happen. If only he was crap in bed and didn’t make me come over and over again. Anyway, I just don’t want to talk about it. Which brings me to:

Second: I get a lot of emails from readers of my blog. 99% of the readers who email me seem to be men in relationships or married, who are unhappy, especially with their sex lives, and want to meet up with me. One thing I would like to make clear; I am happy for you to email me. But I will never meet up with anyone in a relationship of any kind. If you want a bit of extra-marital fun, find another cougar. Go ahead and tell me your problems, I am interested and love giving advice; but it will go no further with me.

Third: I have a wonderful story for you about another cougar I know. She looks like she is mid 40’s, but is actually approaching 60 – and man, that cougar gets what she wants! Unlike me, she doesn’t care about the relationship status of her prey. Recently she was out on the town for a drink or several, went into a bar and she met and lured a young married man to the toilets for sex within 10 minutes of being in the door. My hat goes off to her, because she knows what she wants, isn’t afraid to ask for it and gets it. Don’t get me wrong, I am not opposed to a bit of toilet fun, but I prefer to extend my liaisons to nicer surroundings that usually involve a bed – or at least a couch – and def places that you can move around in. But my friend, who I shall call Queenie, has gotten to the stage where if opportunity knocks, she opens the door - then closes it, with a young man on the same side of it as her. Ok, I am done with this pun. 

The thing is I don’t want to end up like her. Why? Because I truly do want a relationship. A happy, functional relationship. The search continues.

Just before I sign off, I have a few thank-yous. First to Norrie, esteemed photographer for this site: and his suggestion for the title of this blog. Second to Colin Mathura-Jefree, who is probably the loveliest man I have had the fortune to meet in a long time and gives good advice to the good advice giver. Finally to Reddy, who listened to my advice - and even though is going through a very rough time now as a result, will come out the other end a better, happier person - as will his ex-wife and children.

Also - in my next blog I will be commenting on CougarTown, which starts this week on TV2.

Grr, x