I know you haven't heard from me in a while. I've been busy ok? There have been some men in there, most of them young and silly. But there is an update that is going to finish this column for the time being.
Met a 23 year old recently, who invited me back to his house.
When we got there, he told me that his 'flatmates' were actually his parents. Sneaking around so his parents wouldn't catch us wore thin very quickly.
Hulk Hogan's ex-wife has got engaged to her 21-year-old lover.
So you haven’t heard from me in a while.
I got a question from a budding cub: he wanted to know where, other than the 5-6 of six bars I listed last year, was the best place to 'bump into' a cougar.
The good news is that I have seen Superman several times now, and the sex with him just keeps getting better and better.
Well, I have now been a Cougar for a year.
To start the year, I thought I would go over a few celebrity Cougars.
In January of 2009 I turned 35, which apparently is the starting age of a Cougar. I had always dated and slept with younger men, but after my birthday, there was an air of formalisation about the title.
Well I gave up on the 27 year old foreign-but-impossibly-cute guy when I discovered he had a girlfriend.